Super Nude Donut Girl

This morning @jchutchins tweeted “Best spam email subject line ever: “Super Nude Donut Girl.” I resisted the urge to click it. Just barely.”

As I was lying in bed waiting for the lovely Chantell to wake up, I wrote this little piece of doggerel on my phone…

Super Nude Donut Girl

The arch villains were winning
They’d learned the heroes’ weak spots
Xeroxman had his trays all jammed
Inkwell was nothing but blots

The people of Capitol ran in fear
No defenders to protect their lives
The Warden’s tickets were all ripped up
And Honey had no more hives

The Chairman sat at the top of the heap
His minions had free rein
They clipped the wings of The Pigeon
And brought NightNurse nothing but pain

Out of the rubble stepped a new hero
That made the villains’ toes curl
Hot oil, sticky batter, sugar in their eyes
It was Super Nude Donut Girl

They were no match for her donut rings
Or a ‘jelly-filled’ upside the head
Distracted by pulchritudinous charms
In a trice the henchmen were dead

Which left The Chairman alone in his lair
Dreaming of what might have been
The people of Capitol broke out in cheers
And voted Super Nude Donut Girl queen


About dmlbooks

Dennis M. Lane is a British writer who left the shores of the UK in 1986 and hasn’t looked back since; he has now lived in South Africa for eleven years. His first poetry collection “8 Million Stories” was published in November 2010, followed by the collection of science fiction poetry and short stories “The Poring Dark” in September 2012 (two of the poems have been nominated for the 2013 Rhysling Award and another for the Dwarf Stars Award), his first novel “Talatu” in March 2013, and “The King’s Jewel” the first book in the five novel “Helix Key” series in August 2013. He is currently working on Helix Key Book 2 and a second collection of short stories (entitled "The Unmedicated"). When not writing, Dennis enjoys narrating and voice acting and recently set up Dramatic Voice Productions in order to take his interest further. To relax Dennis watches old movies from his extensive DVD collection, his three loves being science fiction B movies, Hong Kong martial arts, and anime. He has been presenting “A Review from the Jacaranda City” since May 2011 and has looked at classic old movies from “On The Beach” to “Creature from the Black Lagoon”.
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